Here are some helpful hints to further ensure that we have an amazing time together:
I prefer to receive mature, serious inquiries from gentlemen who are 35+ years of age, only. Sometimes I am willing to make exceptions to this rule if a gentleman feels that we would enjoy one another's company. If you feel you are an exception to my preference, please send an email with your inquiry. Thank you!
Please Note: I am NOT an 'uppity snob'; actually, you will find me to be very laid back, relaxed, and down to earth...I am very much the quintessential midwestern "girl next door". However, I have found All of these Guidelines very necessary to post and make clear. I've found the one thing about common sense, is that it is not so common:
Please have good personal hygiene when planning to see me. Please be freshly showered with your teeth brushed and fresh immediately prior to our meeting. No one likes body odor and halitosis! And, you may even want to consider being freshly shaven...
If we frolic around the city and/or dine, I will expect that we will both brush our teeth and wash our hands and/or shower prior to our private time commencing.
Always knock on the door if I am in the restroom with the door closed. I will give you the same respect and courtesy.
Please always use paramount manners while in my presence. I appreciate and hold chivalrous acts in the highest regard and hope that you do too. Please open doors, tip bartenders and wait staff appropriately, do not cuss loudly in public, speak kindly etc etc...
If you would like to enjoy a beverage with me, please be aware that I have a gluten allergy. I enjoy Vodka, though I can only enjoy Ciroc, Chopin, Prairie, and Tito's Vodkas; or any other brand that is Grain free. Any brand that is derived from gluten which is a wheat protein is simply not for me. I am not able to consume any wheat, rye, or barley products regardless of how many times they are distilled. As an alternative, I do enjoy gins like Bombay Sapphire or Tanqueray.
I prefer my vodka on ice with bottled water for a mixer. I keep my sugar intake very low and do not find the need to mask the taste of a nice tasting liquor.
Also, I greatly enjoy red wine. I prefer a meritage like Quintessa or Rubicon, a smooth pinot noir, or a deeply delicious cabernet. Yes, I do have quite the developed palate! And, I am always open to trying your favorite. However, white wines are too sweet for me. Champagne is also nice to sip from time to time; My favorites are Perrier Jouet and Veuve Clicquot.
Be polite, gentle, generous, and ready to have a great experience together. Do not speak rudely or repeatedly ask me or try to make me provide services that I do not and will not offer.
'Dirty Talk' can be fun and a turn-on, however referring to me in any derogatory manner or with any unsavory name will Not be tolerated, and will result in an abrupt ending to our time together. I am a lady through and through and always expect to be treated as such.
Please do Not lick my face. I spend a lot of time getting ready and putting on nice makeup for our time together. It doesn't feel good and I don't like saliva on my face. Thank you!
I do not show up for 'Meet & Greet' appointments without compensation.
If you make an appointment, have the common courtesy to keep it, or give at least a 12 hour notice. I do not enjoy game playing or individuals who waste my time and energy. Understandably, events happen in life that are unplanned, which may cause one to cancel, however please do not be a flake. Please respect my schedule. I will give you the same respect and consideration.
I pride myself on being on time to every meeting. If there is a delay of some sort, I will immediately make you aware of this fact, although it is a rarity. Please do the same. One of the many things that separates me from your girlfriend or your wife is that you don't have to wait for me. I will show up with a great attitude, wonderful smile, sexy, clean, and ready to play. If your time needs to be changed, please advise me of that ASAP.
Please do not confuse watching the clock, with hanging out off the clock. I do not rush, ever. It simply is not in my nature to rush. However, please do not invite me or imagine that I may like to 'hang out' off the clock. If you'd like to go to the movies, a romantic dinner, a show, watch hockey, or simply gaze at one another, please be courteous and respect my donation requests. I do Not see or spend time with gentlemen without the appropriate donation amount. Though we may become fast friends and enjoy one another's company, do not forget that I am a businesswoman. Thank YOU!
Now for some helpful info. I found on the internet:
Escort Etiquette
- Escorts don't sell sex.
- Escorts don't talk about sex.
- Leave the money on the dresser in plain view.
- Don't talk about sex.
- Have ID available on the dresser, or available.
In order to enjoy the services of an escort, you need to learn how to discuss their services correctly. In order to discuss anything intelligently, you need knowledge. Escorts do not sell sex! As a matter of fact, you can pretty much insure a really bad experience with any escort if you ask her how much it would cost to have sex with you.
Leave your money on the dresser. All escorts will tell you what they expect in pay, before they get there. So don't make the escort ask you for money.
Don't talk about sex!
Have your ID available, if asked, for the escort to examine if she/he chooses. If you don't trust your escort enough to see your ID, then you need to look elsewhere for companionship. Escorts will be so much more comfortable with you and you will have a better experience if you follow this advice.
Enjoy your date.
Privacy vs. Verification
You need to have anonymous email accounts for the internet, you need to use aliases for chat with that great looking transvestite you have a crush on, but you need to allow escorts to verify who you are.
If an escort can not determine that you are not a form of oppressive puritan society, then they either cannot see you, or they take a chance on meeting an undesirable client, or a member of some kind of harrassing government agency.
This just makes everything more expensive, and less pleasant. If your escort never has to deal with no-shows, police, bad apples of any kind, then she/he will provide better service, and will be less expensive.
What's the real cost?
This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.
A typical date with a woman/man that is as attractive as escorts usually are consists of very expensive components.
Clean Car $15.00
Tank of Gas $20.00
Flowers $35.00
Dinner w/ Wine $100.00
Comedy Club w/ Drinks $75.00
Cost = $245.00
Result= Hug and now you have to play the game for 2-3 weeks!
Anyway, you make the call....Escorts are a tremendous value.
